Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
Starvation Calculation
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy is playin' around with the idea of not eatin', right? Someone is beggin' them to chow down, but this genius is too busy rememberin' how long they can last without food. They even Googled it, like that's gonna solve their problems. Turns out, they think they've got 19 days before they kick the bucket from starvation. Newsflash, Einstein: starvation ain't a joke, and Google ain't a doctor.