Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Orphan Spider-Man Pun
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklenut. You think this is funny? An orphan Spider-Man is a good Spider-Man because, duh, both of Spider-Man's parent and the orphan's parent are like, super dead or far away! Get it now, genius?