Death jokes
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Memes
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)