My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
Mutual Desire for Death
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, Einstein. You see, the person telling the joke is suicidal, and their ex threatened to kill them. The punchline is that they both want the same thing, so they should just go ahead and do it. It's what we call dark humor because it makes light of a dark subject, like your brain.