Princess Diana jokes
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.