Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind
The steering wheel
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.