Princess Diana

Princess Diana Jokes

Princess

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

Princess

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

Word

What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?

Taxi.

Wall

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Driver

    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

    Tiger Woods had a good driver.

    Princess

    What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

    What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

    Queen

    What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

    Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

    World hunger

    What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

    Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

    Death

    What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

    Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

    Diana

    What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

    Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

    Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

    Difference

    What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?

    When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.

    Dandruff

    Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

    Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

    Dandruff

    How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

    Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

    Cent

    What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

    It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.