Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
