Princess Diana jokes
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!