Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
