It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Emo Hanging
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, bucko! So, you think it's unfair that emo kids can "hang from trees" (a dark way of saying they're sad or pretending to off themselves), but if you do the same thing, suddenly it's a crime? Well, genius, it's because when *you* do it, people think you're actually trying to off yourself, and that's illegal because the state wants to keep you around, even if you're dumber than a bag of rocks. Meanwhile, everyone just assumes the emo kids are being dramatic.