Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Technoblade would love it here.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
