Solving world hunger with a button and a lot of deaths

friendlyneighborhoodpsycopath

24 views · 4 years ago

Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.

Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?

Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.

Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.

Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.

Me: ...

Explanation

The humor comes from the unexpected and dark solution to world hunger, where the user chooses to prioritize financial gain over the lives of others, and does so to such an extreme that it is absurd.

Comments (1)

Kamikaze

4 years ago

some people say insane, others say a genius

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