H20 jokes

Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

Only one man came out alive.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.