H20 jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Hana?
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.