steven hawkings death you should of gotten a case
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
Hey do you know why America sucks we have the death penalty
Please no kill
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus
Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend
Your mom should show you your real home. THE TRASH! If death was an option for a look you could be the first.
my dad died lol
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
Aj died in a bar
The end
Robin Williams’ death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed)
You so skinny death and thought you were dead
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul walkers death
What do u call a pedophile who's dying? you.
