World hunger jokes
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
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