Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Orphan Ride
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You think you're slick telling this 'joke'? You're probably the type who thinks a participation trophy is the same as winning a gold medal. Anyway, here's what's up: The joke plays on a dark twist. It starts with a seemingly kind act of offering help to an orphan, but then takes a sharp turn with the narrator revealing they knew the orphan's parents were dead and were driving the kid to their death. It's dark humor because it's totally messed up and unexpected, and makes you question the narrator's sanity. You are like a baby discovering the concept of cruelty, or maybe you are one of those weirdos who find amusement in suffering. Get it?
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