Death jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

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Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to download a free version of Windows.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

I want to die.

Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.

Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)

My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.