Death

Death jokes

World

When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)

Tax

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

Coffin

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Memes

Baby

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

Noose

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

Priest

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

Mum

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.

I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

Music

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

Act

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

Jimmy

What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.

Suicide

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.