Death jokes
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
You're an orphan.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.