Death jokes
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
I wanna die.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!