Death jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.