Death jokes

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.

FUCKING MENT

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"