Death jokes

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.

I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

Technoblade would love it here.

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?