Death jokes
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Sayo-nara.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.