Death jokes
Q: Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
A: Everywhere.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
RIP Harambe.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Someone dies.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
Cut.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.