More Fish in the Sea

This joke plays on the idea that a necrophiliac is interested in dead bodies, not live people. So, saying "there are plenty more fish in the sea" which typically suggests there are other living potential partners, would be wildly inappropriate because it is very different from what they desire.

• Necrophiliac
• Fish
• Necrophilia
• Sea
• Death
• Short jokes

• I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
• I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
• Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
• How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....