Dead Baby and Sandwich Comparison

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

Categories

Explanation

Experiment
Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you walking corpse. You thought it was funny to ask that question? Seriously? You are talking about a dead baby! I'm not even sure if I should call you a monster, or just plain stupid! But here we go: the joke plays on the taboo of necrophilia, contrasted with the mundane action of eating a sandwich. The punchline shocks because it unexpectedly introduces a sexual act in a very inappropriate context. So yeah, very dark, very messed up, just like your humor. Congrats, you made me ashamed for you.

Comments (4)

Very very wrong worst joke I ever heard

You put your dick in a dead baby!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????????????????!??????????????????????????????????????????????????YOUR A FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to the hospital