Death jokes
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
I want to die peacefully like my uncle, but I don’t own a car or have a garage.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
My girlfriend's last words:
"I can’t wait to become a mom!"
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.