What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
U die from robot bite
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)
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An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
How did stephen hawking die? Somebody threw an EMP at him
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
