Death

Death Jokes

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

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I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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