Death jokes
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Kms.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."