Death

Death Jokes

Part

What's the best part about a dead prostitute?

The second hour is free.

Emo

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

Orphan

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

Last Word

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

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  • Suicide

    I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

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  • EpiPen

    I have an EpiPen.

    My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

    It seemed really important to him that I have it.

    Dirt

    [being buried alive]

    Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

    Uncle

    I want to die peacefully like my uncle, but I don’t own a car or have a garage.

    Kid

    What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

    A byebyesexual.

    Circle

    You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

    Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

    Racecar

    If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

    But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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  • Word

    My girlfriend's last words:

    "I can’t wait to become a mom!"

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  • Squad

    What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?

    Suicide squad. 😂😂😂