Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
how did the lesbian die? homocide
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
