What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂