Death

Death jokes

EpiPen

My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.

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  • George Washington

    Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

    A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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  • Suicide

    I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

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  • Memes

    Emo

    What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

    Squad

    What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?

    Suicide squad. 😂😂😂

    Orphan

    Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

    In hope to find a mummy.

    Last Word

    I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

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  • Racecar

    If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

    But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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  • EpiPen

    I have an EpiPen.

    My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

    It seemed really important to him that I have it.

    Dirt

    [being buried alive]

    Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

    Uncle

    I want to die peacefully like my uncle, but I don’t own a car or have a garage.

    Kid

    What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

    A byebyesexual.

    Circle

    You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

    Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

    Word

    My girlfriend's last words:

    "I can’t wait to become a mom!"

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