Death jokes
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Orphan
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!