Death jokes

I added Paul Walker on Xbox...

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his carer lost his charger.

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

What's a chicken's deadliest day?

Friday.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?

Close the casket.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

How do you bury a prostitute?

In a Y-shaped coffin.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.