how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Hey mum why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.
you know Sally? she's dead now
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don't go up in smoke
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".
Stephen Hawkins died because his wife misunderstood him when he said "My Windows Needs Updating" she had the double glazing removed and he fell out and died.
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because was I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex ad gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
