What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
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ᴹᵉ: ᴸᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ.
ᴮʳᵃⁱⁿ: ˡᵒˡ ⁿᵒ, ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵃʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ᵈᵉᶜⁱˢⁱᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡⁱᶠᵉ.
ᴹᵉ: ᴼᵏ.
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I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.