Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
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ᴹᵉ: ᴸᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ.
ᴮʳᵃⁱⁿ: ˡᵒˡ ⁿᵒ, ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵃʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ᵈᵉᶜⁱˢⁱᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡⁱᶠᵉ.
ᴹᵉ: ᴼᵏ.
Ǹ̴̘͋̆͌͑͒̉͗̀̀̀̉̍̉͝Ă̵͈̗̫̋͛̋̉͌̚Ĥ̷̤͛͆̐͆͊̓͌͒̑̍͝ ̷̛͔̘̰͎̓̋Ȋ̸̗̫́͆̔̽̋̆͜M̷̨͓͕̤̖̪̳̠͙̳̖̎̒̉̈́̇̋̍̚ ̶̞̟̺̮͉̿̍̿͆̑Ḷ̸̛͖͂̇̄Ȧ̷̳͑̈́̎̓́̇͘G̶̯̥͔̳͓͉̙̳̞̃̂̆G̸̜̤̻̣̤̤̻͎̉͋̿̆̍͗̏̓Į̴̨̗͖͙̜̞͖͖͇̽ͅN̵͚̠͛̋́̐̑G̶͚̺͎̠͖̱̹̩̏̂̓̀̎̀͜͜ ̸͇͍̟͕͂͌́̅Ḅ̷̡̪̩̦̺̞͉̰̻̥͒̏̄͆̀̃R̸̘̒̓̋̉Ơ̵̡̧̺̞̻̲͖̬͎͖̹͓̄͒̑̔̈́̓͝͝
̵̛̺̼̳̗̟̳͕̱͖͚̋̓̇̊̈́̒̓̕̚͜
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.