Self-Defense Suicide

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  • Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! Explain bear here. Suicide is when someone offs themself, right? But this joke says it's like self-defense. Get it? Like, you're just offing the part of you that wants to die. I bet your brain is so smooth, ducks slide right off it.

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  • I'm gonna ponder about that

    Moral Tanuki

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