Death jokes
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.