Death jokes

A skeleton decided to become an assassin.

He was always skull-king around!

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?

He pasta way!

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.