Death jokes

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

He got a paper cut and bled out.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents can't!

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

You die. LOL!

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.