Death jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Memes
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.