Death jokes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Kms.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What would you do if you were killed?
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.