Death jokes
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!