Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus
Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend
Your mom should show you your real home. THE TRASH! If death was an option for a look you could be the first.
