If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Suicide attempts
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for you, since you are struggling with some basic concepts. It is saying that when you fail repeatedly at suicide, you are stuck here to suffer. And considering that you posted it here, you must not be that good with a knife. If you need somebody to talk to, then just keep it to yourself, because I don't care.
Comments (3)
Anon
Just get more ammo kek
Anon
There is no such thing as "attempted suicide"
Anonymous
unless you wanna cry yourself to sleep