what pizza did the twin towers order a plain
orphan
orphan- am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there
orphan-realizes
what can't a orphan play base ball they can't find home base
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
what is an orphans family reunion called
me time
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
Dad= " I'll be back in a minute. 20 years later Orphan="Dad?
why cant orphans have sex BECAUSE they have no one to call daddy
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
why can't an orphan go on a field trip? Cuz they need parent registration 😩
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button