Death jokes
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Kms.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
I killed my cat.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.