Death jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.