Death jokes
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Memes
This explains a lot
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.