Death jokes
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
I got jealous when my phone died.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.