Clapping Orphans

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. It's funny because orphans don't have parents, so if they clap until their parents come home, they'll be clapping forever, and their hands will bleed. It's dark, like your future, and pretty messed up, just like you.

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