Suffering jokes
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.