Suffering jokes

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering.

My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.

He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Who needs April Fools?

When your whole life is a joke?

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.

When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

What does my head and hell have in common?

They both have demons in them.

What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.

If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

What's worse than depression & suicide?

Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?

What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?

The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.

What did the orphan say to the crippled man?

I suffer from crippling depression.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.

Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)

what's black and red and is a liquid?

my scars!

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.