The 50+ Best Suffering Jokes

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Remember if you are suffering from paronia ...

You are not alone

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)

When you suffer from depression and Somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: my goodness, what an idea! why didn't i think of this before

What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

what did the orphan say to the crippled man.

i suffer from crippling depression

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..

I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\

SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP

ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...

Hi if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it plz do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.

There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)

I suffered The Great Depression,

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."