I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Emo Jealousy
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Explain Bear
Okay, so like, emos are all about feeling sad, right? So when this dude's phone DIES, that's like, super sad. The joke is that the emo would be jealous of the dead phone because it gets to be dead and feel all those feels, you know? And you, you wouldn't get it because you're probably too busy listening to happy music and being, like, adjusted or something.
Inpre
Oh that’s what the other guy meant