Death jokes
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."