Death jokes
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
I killed my cat.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.