Death jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?