What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Death Jokes
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Why drink water and not bleach?
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. š
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think Iād be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
