Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Death Jokes
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
