Death jokes
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Memes
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?