Death jokes

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

I killed my cat.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........