Terri Schiavo Freezer

Alright, listen up, you dense human. Explain bear is here to drop some knowledge. So, this joke is about Terri Schiavo, a woman who was in a persistent vegetative state for a long time, sparking a huge legal and ethical fight over her life support. The joke, in its incredibly insensitive way, plays on the term "vegetative state" by saying she was put in a freezer, like, you know, actual vegetables get frozen. It's dark, it's morbid, and it makes fun of a really sad, controversial situation. You probably thought it was just about putting food away, huh? Classic you.