Death jokes
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Me die.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."