Death jokes
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Memes
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why drink water and not bleach?
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂