Terri Schiavo jokes
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.