Terri Schiavo jokes

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.