Death jokes

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to see his parents.

I killed my cat.

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.