Death jokes
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Kms.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I killed my cat.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.