1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
my grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
This joke is so dark I need life
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
