There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Listen here, nimrod. The joke sets you up to think about how Sally survived the crocodiles. It's a misdirection! The real danger was above: a falling brick! Get it? You probably still won't because you are not smart, like the author of this joke.