What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Swinging a dead baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius! This joke is what we call dark humor, which is for smart people like me. The setup makes you think of somethin' horrible, and the punchline is even worse because it involves violence and a baby. It's funny 'cause it's so wrong, and you're probably too dumb to get it.
Footsole
A baby?!!! Thats not really funny is it?
Luke
That's disturbing
Cunt
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FEET YOU MONGALOID