My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Dish Avoidance
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, abyss-staring-back-at-you dark. The punchline is all about avoiding chores by... well, offing yourself. It's funny because it's so ridiculously over-the-top. You ever think about doing dishes? Of course not. That's why you are you. Now stop breathing on me.
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