Death jokes
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.