Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck π
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
