Death jokes
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Kms.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Memes
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Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What would you do if you were killed?
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.