Death jokes

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

These jokes make me want to die.

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

Where was Stephen Hawking buried?

In a black hole. 😂🤣

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.

The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.

Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.