Dead Babies and Light Bulbs

  • How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    More than 9 because my basement is still dark.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, smarty pants! This "joke" is funny because it starts with a regular setup, but then it takes a super dark and unexpected turn. Instead of a normal answer, the punchline involves dead babies and a dark basement. It's funny 'cause it's so messed up, which is the whole point of morbid humor. You probably chuckled a little even though you feel bad about it.

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