How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Alright listen up, smarty pants! This "joke" is funny because it starts with a regular setup, but then it takes a super dark and unexpected turn. Instead of a normal answer, the punchline involves dead babies and a dark basement. It's funny 'cause it's so messed up, which is the whole point of morbid humor. You probably chuckled a little even though you feel bad about it.