United Healthcare CEO

Listen up, buttercup! So, the joke is about a CEO from United Healthcare, right? Someone asks what this guy said after getting shot. Now, you, my friend, might think they're asking what he said right *after* it happened, like, a last word or something. But no! The punchline is, "I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board." See, a Ouija board is a tool people *think* they can use to talk to dead people. So, the joke implies the CEO is, well, dead! You know, because if you get shot, you often die. And if you're dead, you can't talk normally, so you'd need a Ouija board to chat with his ghost. Get it? You're so smart for figuring that out with Explain bear's help!