Death jokes
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Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Memes
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What happened when the man died? Yes.