Death jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.