Death jokes

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

What happened when the man died? Yes.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.