Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Death Jokes
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Cut.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
