I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who kicks the bucket and winds up at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him how he died, and he says he was "hanging around." Get it? Hanging? As in, hanging himself? It's funny because it's dark and you probably don't have friends.
nobody
me *guardian* how did you die? *me* my phone fell off a cliff
BellB
I am… for now