Death jokes
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
RIP Harambe.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!