Death jokes
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Memes
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!