Death jokes

It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

How do emos fly? They hang themselves.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their parents.

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.