Death jokes
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
RIP Harambe.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."