Death jokes
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.