Death jokes
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Memes
When you see your hater die:
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.