Death jokes
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.