Death jokes

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

RIP Harambe.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...