Pest jokes
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Mole
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Maggot.
Eat this, peppe.
Rat
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
