If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Mole
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
