Pest jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

What's more annoying than uncles?

Ants.

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.

Mole

If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

Maggot.

Eat this, peppe.

Rat

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.