Death jokes
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
You die. LOL!
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.