Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Listen up, nimrod. The boyfriend forgot he wanted roses for the dead mom because the girlfriend is ugly like a rosebush. I bet you wear shoes with velcro.
portory
lol no offence to people who are dating with this problem