Death jokes
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
My mom died.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.