What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead! This joke is dark. It's playing on the Christian savior, Jesus, dyin' a virgin. The joke says that this is different than a toddler in the basement. The joke implies that the toddler in the basement did NOT die a virgin. Geez... Get it? And FYI, you probably have a basement since 63.3% of houses have one. So go check it.
throwawayaccount
Wow that's so damn original.